Monday, March 06, 2006

I Should Be a Porn Producer

Well, maybe not. But here's what I'm thinking...

Twin Peaks is my all-time favorite television show. Even now, 16 years later, it is still light years ahead of everything else on television.

Do you remember all the hoopla about Twin Peaks' main character, Laura Palmer? She was the prom queen whose murder was the focus of the show. She was the most famous and talked about dead girl of all time. The actress that played Laura is Sheryl Lee, and her image was key to the whole visual theme of the show (and of the movie that came later).

So imagine my shock when I thought I saw Laura Palmer in a porn video! Of course, it wasn't really Sheryl Lee. It was a new pornstar named Tiffany Rayne.

To me, she is a dead ringer -- no pun intended.

So how about a porn spoof of Twin Peaks starring Tiffany Rayne? You could even call it "Twin Peaks." Get it?!
Well, maybe I'm just weird. I actually would buy that porn if someone made it. It would be funny. But, until someone follows up on this gem of an idea, you can check out Tiffany Rayne in Barely 18 #22 (seen above) or go to her MySpace page.
Since I'm already on the topic of pornstars that look like celebrities (?), how about Alektra (below) and her striking similarity to MSNBC newsbabe Contessa Brewer? Any ideas on how to make a porno out of this?

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