Thursday, March 16, 2006

GOP Loses 'Dukes of Hazzard' Star, but Gets 'Everybody Loves Big Boobies' Star Instead

Apparently, the Republican party is still in shock about their snub from Jessica "Daisy Duke" Simpson who refused to appear at a GOP fundraiser and meet the president. But, the GOP has recovered, since porn star and former California gubernatorial candidate Mary Carey will still be attending the function according to World Net Daily. Carey had this to say about her upcoming meet and greet with W: "Everyone thinks that politicians are stuffy, but we all had a great time last year, and I had fun signing a lot of autographs. Wait till they see that I have lost 20 pounds since the last time they saw me. Watch out Mr. President!"


Kvatch said...

Hey, you get the star you can. If I was going to have a fundraiser, I'd sure trumpet the fact that I'd gotten Mary Carey. People who buy porn have money. Hollywood stars have money but don't give it to Republicans.

Howard Davis said...

I'd trumpet getting an A-List porn star like Jenna Jameson or Tera Patrick. But Mary Carey is B or C-List. Trust me, she's looking for a rich husband at this event. Because the way her "career" is going, she's just weeks away from giving handjobs in the alley to support herself.